22 Sept 2009
Ouch. OUCH. OUCH!
Mama, dada, ouch, my mouth hurts. Fix it. FIX IT. FIX IT! Ouch, it hurts.
Ahhhhh, T-Y-L-E-N-O-L. Ahhhhh. Just one more squirt please?
Ahhhhh. I think I can sleep now.
Hey. Mama, dada, did you see that? This yellow corn-stuff just
falls out into my mouth. This is so fun, and delicious. Why didn’t you ever
tell me about corn? Mmmmm, corn. I love
corn. It’s the best food ever, just like watermelon and ice cream are the best,
too. I love ice cream. But corn, corn is good food AND entertainment. I can
carry it wherever I go, and it lasts for, well, minutes. And it makes everybody
laugh, and that is worth a lot.
Why is mama making a mean face? And why is dada saying ‘Ouch’?
What is the meaning of this nasty word “HURT”?
I thought I was supposed to close my mouth when things are in my mouth?
I am so confused. When I drink from a cup, you tell me to close my mouth, but
now there’s a finger in my mouth and I shouldn’t close my mouth? Please make up
your mind. I’m just a baby you know, I have a very small brain, and it doesn’t
take much to confuse me. Maybe I need more ice cream for brain development.
Ouch. OUCH. OUCH!
My finger hurts. Make it stop RIGHT NOW.
What did you do to my finger? OK, keep eating, eating is good,
especially this tasty carrot, oh how I love carrots. Carrots are the
best. OW! OW! OW! My tongue, my tongue, it hurts, make it stop!
Ohhh, more watermelon and corn and squash and carrots and pizza crusts and ice cream and popsicles please. Mmmmmmm.